That beard’s out of control
you look like a long-haired terrier
You’re too hard on yourself, bro
your photos are good
Keep working at it
It took me for-eh-ver
and I got lucky
You won’t believe who I get to interview
You should come back to the paper
Fuck, it’s nuts on an ice cream cone
Someone said I was paid by the city
to write articles about the city
Chaps my hide
Nobody learns what we do
ohmygod, our boys need to get together
they’re so freaking talented
Dude, wanna smoke a bowl?
Dude, I’m happy for you.
I love you, too
This was written as part of a creative writing class I took in Fall 2020.